Wednesday, June 10, 2009

Streamlining scalable technologies

Today I am streamlining scalable technologies and Kristin is leveraging dynamic methodologies. I figured you must be whiteboarding granular paradigms.

11 comments:

  1. Dave,

    Actually, I'm redeveloping synergistic platforms for cross-channel utilization.
    I'll let you know when I've conceptualized the process prototype.

    Mike

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  2. Great. We'll circle back and do a deep dive initiative. CC me on your action plan.

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  3. Yes, but do we have the scalable network architecture required to implement the deep dive inititiative? And will it run on our platform?

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  4. Yes. One of our core competencies is our ability to implement the granular architecture of our scalable network in a cross platform environment.

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  5. Great! Does the granular architecture platform interface enable the redirected user portal?

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  6. Mike, you ignorant slut!

    It is the scalable network architecture that is granular, not the platform. A platform is not an interface and it is the user portal that redirects.

    Sheesh!

    How do you expect to deploy the integrated infrastructure if you can't visualize the user-centric infomediary?

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  7. Dave,

    You've missed the point entirely. I was trying to apply best-in-breed convergence incentives to optimize ROI for the mutli-channel infrastructure. The user-centric infomediaries don't interface with the e-commerce platform we've established and it's causing tremendous delays in deploying our back-end initiatives. You've really got us in a spot now partner!

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  8. If you want to harness turn-key e-services to extend wireless communities we don't need to reinvent back-end platforms. We only need to reintermediate out-of-the-box users in order to aggregate synergistic relationships that will deliver granular paradigms.

    I don't know how I can make this any clearer.

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  9. Good god Dave! Are U still pondering the synergisitic value of granular paradigms? I thought we had moved past that. Listen, the turn-key e-solutions for out-of-the -box users just aren't scalable enough to fully integrate the network platform. And another thing, the viral component of the hypertext metatag attachment will only be fully implementable if the cross-channel infrastructure can be granularized. Now, that's better, isn't it?

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  10. Opposite language:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bocuvU1ve5Q&feature=related

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